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We all think we're going to get out of debt.

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I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

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A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?

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Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

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I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

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I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

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I can't stay long; I'm in between meals.

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I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my jokes, because they're really about me; they're my stories.

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If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'

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You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 24th, 1953

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