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It's always good to laugh.

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The thing is, it's that Detroiters are hard workers. We've always been hard workers, even when times are down. I've been able to take that with me, that work ethic, to help me build my career.

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Now that I live in Los Angeles, if I meet somebody from Detroit, it's like there's this brother- or sisterhood, where we're real folks.

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Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it.

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That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh.

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I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life.

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I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married.

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I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children.

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Men don't know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it's a two-way street!

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What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 12th, 1971

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