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I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships.

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The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.

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You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!

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I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.

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Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.

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Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other.

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I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view.

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Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived.

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Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

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I am the funny, crazy person.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 12th, 1971

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