KeenBrain
KeenBrain
KeenBrain

Loni Love Quotes


Share this page on

Quotes by Loni Love

Showing 11-20 of 79 Quotes by Loni Love

I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I am the funny, crazy person.

~Loni Love

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 12th, 1971

Links

Find Loni Love on Amazon

Related Authors

George Carlin
Rodney Dangerfield
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Groucho Marx
P. J. O'Rourke
Robin Williams
Steven Wright

Popular Authors

W. E. B. Du Bois Fyodor Dostoevsky Clint Eastwood Epictetus P. J. O'Rourke Barack Obama Pele Denis Waitley

Change your beliefs...change your life.

Get a related quote or insight every day.

(it's 100% free)

Follow Us On

Today's Birthdays

1915 - Thomas Merton

1919 - Jackie Robinson

1543 - Ieyasu Tokugawa

1543 - Tokugawa Ieyasu

1752 - Gouverneur Morris

1784 - Bernard Barton

1797 - Franz Schubert

1857 - James Huneker

1868 - Theodore William Richards

1872 - Zane Grey

Birthdays on January 31st
All Birthdays

Popular Topics

Design Equality Family Humor Nature Saint Patrick's Day Teen Valentine's Day