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I just really work hard on myself every day.

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What we do as comics can be a service to people. It can make them laugh and take their mind off their problems for a few minutes.

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I can really serve the audience instead of making this about me and about serving myself and my pocketbook.

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Donald is very happy with his lovely wife, insert name here.

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Don't laugh at a hair joke, Trump.

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Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the prize was fire.

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William Shatner is living proof that if you are talented and nice, you can work in this industry forever.

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Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.

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I'm a take-no-prisoners type of comic, and I'm lucky because my fans get me and never have a problem with the politically incorrect themes of my act. But I am continually amazed by how a certain section of our society seems to be so freakin' sensitive about jokes.

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By being politically correct, you're closing your mind to a different point of view. Which sounds a lot like prejudice. Which is definitely not politically correct. See what I just did there?

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 19th, 1961

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