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I have a shrink in New York and a shrink in Arizona, just in case. You never know when you will have a breakdown.

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The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual,' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try to meditate, but I have a very hard time concentrating on things other than me.

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I've really been working on the emotional and internal issues that made me eat in the first place. It's been a real journey.

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I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about mine, maybe they can feel better about theirs.

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I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm 60, I'll go on Tinder. Or I'll go on 'Millionaire Matchmaker'; I'll call Patti Stanger.

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Nobody escapes during Lisa Lampanelli's show.

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That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

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I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how to do comedy from guys, from watching those Dean Martin roasts years ago.

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I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like that. Because it really shows, you know, that you've arrived.

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The more conservative you dress, the more you can get away with.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 19th, 1961

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