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Before, I didn't do celebrity stuff, 'cause Kathy Griffin did that, but now, if you're going to make jokes on Twitter, you have to stay current.

~Lisa Lampanelli

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I'm obsessed with reality TV anyway - I use my knowledge of that stuff to make jokes on Twitter and Facebook to get more people to sign up to be fans.

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Crazy diets, good diets, you can't name one I didn't do.

~Lisa Lampanelli

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 19th, 1961

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