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When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air.

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My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.

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I take care of everybody. I'm either hugging you or making sure that you're not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it.

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I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.

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I met the CEO of Twitter.

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I've been six feet tall since the sixth grade.

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It was always hard for me to find clothes.

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There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me, 'You have to wear a dress onstage. You need to be more feminine.'

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Think about back in the day when we had Archie Bunker, 'The Jeffersons.' We had stuff to sit down and share and laugh at. The Internet has made it so we don't have to sit together anymore. It's so self-absorbed. No one has to talk to each other anymore, and people don't realize that that is killing us.

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Unfortunately, I'm used to the insults.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 7th, 1967

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