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I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

~Lenny Bruce

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

~Lenny Bruce

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When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

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Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.

~Lenny Bruce

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 13th, 1925

Died: August 3rd, 1966

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