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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

~Lenny Bruce

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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

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If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

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I don't read enough books, so I guess I'm pretty shallow. I'm a lot into the physical. With me, first attraction is never intellectual.

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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

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Communism is like one big phone company.

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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

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There are never enough I Love You's.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 13th, 1925

Died: August 3rd, 1966

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