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I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

~Kathy Griffin

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Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

~Kathy Griffin

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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

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That's life when you're on the D-list.

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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

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Have I gone too far?

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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 4th, 1961

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