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Chinese people age overnight.

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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

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Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

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Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.

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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

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I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

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I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

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The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

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If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Actor

Born: September 23rd, 1972

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