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Joan Rivers was my hero.

~Judy Gold

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If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself.

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I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.'

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Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage.

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It's fun to be someone else.

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I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family.

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I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell.

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My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

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For me, humor is everything!

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My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 15th, 1962

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