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If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.

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I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.

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I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do.

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I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes.

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I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't. Under the pressure, it's hard to retain everything.

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Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I.

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I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

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Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.

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I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and would say whatever came into my head. Most of the time, what came out of my mouth was the very thing everyone else was thinking - but too polite or afraid to verbalize.

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The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 15th, 1962

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