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When you're confined to a hospital bed, there aren't many appointments you can make. You await visits from friends and family members. You enjoy the coconut ice cream they smuggle in. You tolerate the erratic and invasive visits of doctors and nurses, hoping that one of them will bring you closer to going home.

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Often, when I leave the house, I dress for comfort. On my better days, I shoot for 'matching.'

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I love Boston, and I had a very lovely childhood in Massachusetts.

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A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.

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I try to be kind, and I try to reflect that in my comedy, but I'm also incredibly bad at being mean. I can't pull it off effectively, so I always end up reverting back to politeness.

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A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal.

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The thing they don't tell you about a Tough Mudder is that, for all the adrenaline pumping and barbed-wire-bicep-tattoo sporting, a lot of the day is fairly idyllic and contemplative. I hadn't spent so much time jogging through the woods in years - or ever.

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I'm skinny, but a soft skinny. I have strong legs, but my arms are like pea pods with single peas for elbows.

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Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture them as exclamations you bellow at the sky.

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I was a weirdo, but a well-liked weirdo.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Author

Born: January 15th, 1985

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