KeenBrain
KeenBrain
KeenBrain

Josh Billings Quotes


Share this page on

Quotes by Josh Billings

Showing 61-70 of 82 Quotes by Josh Billings

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

~Josh Billings

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 21st, 1818

Died: October 14th, 1885

Links

Find Josh Billings on Amazon

Related Authors

George Carlin
Rodney Dangerfield
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Groucho Marx
P. J. O'Rourke
Robin Williams
Steven Wright

Popular Authors

John Adams Lucille Ball Jeff Bezos Joyce Brothers Bo Burnham Frederick Douglass Khalil Gibran Steve Jobs

Change your beliefs...change your life.

Get a related quote or insight every day.

(it's 100% free)

Follow Us On

Today's Birthdays

1806 - Isambard K. Brunel

1821 - Charles Baudelaire

1865 - Adela Florence Nicolson

1872 - Leon Blum

1888 - Sol Hurok

1893 - Charles Simmons

1898 - Paul Robeson

1905 - J. William Fulbright

1906 - Victor Vasarely

1910 - Abraham A. Ribicoff

Birthdays on April 9th
All Birthdays

Popular Topics

Anger Art Dad Education Freedom Saint Patrick's Day Thanksgiving Time