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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

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I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

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There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.

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I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

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Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.

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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.

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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: November 28th, 1962

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