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My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But in retrospect, it's kind of hilarious.

~John Mulaney

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Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

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I still like to turn on the TV and watch whatever's on.

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I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take that I think is funny enough that I would put it in front of an audience.

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I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it. What do I do in that situation? Get through it.

~John Mulaney

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 26th, 1982

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