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I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

~John Hodgman

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When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.

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I think that obviously, there is a perverse attraction to a fundamentally changed world or the end of the world. There is a death wish, a perverse death wish. Not just for ourselves, not just for the movie 'Death Wish,' but for the end of all human life.

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Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I'm effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they'd die? That's me.

~John Hodgman

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I am not an Internet superstar.

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The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

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While I understand that all things must come to an end, whether it's a television advertisement or one's life or the world itself, it doesn't make it any easier to deal with.

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Well, I always had this desire to celebrate and somehow be a part of things that I thought were really great.

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Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.

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Part of the transaction between writer and reader is the pleasure of building a community and encouraging people to play along.

~John Hodgman

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 3rd, 1971

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