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First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

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Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.

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What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.

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I am someone who values truth - actual truth as opposed to 'truthiness.'

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My fame is due to broadcast television.

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My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.

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Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

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Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

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People forget how outcast 'They Might Be Giants' can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house.

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All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 3rd, 1971

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