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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

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I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

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No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.

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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 11th, 1967

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