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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

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We can afford almost any mistake once.

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

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If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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