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I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

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I drink to forget I drink.

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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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