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It pays to get drunk with the best people.

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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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I always wake up at the crack of ice.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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