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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

~Joan Rivers

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

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I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

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I was not an attractive child.

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I hate reality shows that are not reality.

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Every television show you go on is a choice.

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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

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I just love acting.

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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 8th, 1933

Died: September 4th, 2014

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