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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.

~Joan Rivers

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

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All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

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I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.

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I am furious about everything.

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I am a huge 'Downton Abbey' fan - huge!

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Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.

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It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride.

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I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he's ruined it. I can't make another joke about him.

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I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 8th, 1933

Died: September 4th, 2014

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