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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

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Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

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Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect.

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I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.

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Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

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I've never thought of it consciously... I say exactly what I think, and very often it's totally politically incorrect. I get, always, chastised for it. So it's not shtick. But I think I'm the one who says, 'The emperor has no clothes.'

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Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say the same line every night for 40 weeks and make it sound fresh unless he's doing an acting job.

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I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

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I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 8th, 1933

Died: September 4th, 2014

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