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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

~Joan Rivers

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You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials.

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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

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It's feast or famine in showbiz.

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I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 8th, 1933

Died: September 4th, 2014

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