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I can honestly say I've never sold any arms to a repressive foreign regime while reassuring everyone at home that the weapons will be used for nice things.

~Jo Brand

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As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that when you get caught out, that proverbial substance really hits the fan.

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My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably tells you everything you need to know about my attitude to money - I've never really been bothered about it.

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When I was a nurse I never had much money, and I was still happy then.

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I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

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I love everything about books. I love the content, the way they look and even the lovely way they smell. I think a book collection says something about you as a person, and certainly my books are something I'd want to pass on for future generations.

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Managers of hospitals over the years have been increasingly recruited from outside the health service, and although their experience of running a supermarket chain might allow them to balance the books, it does not mean they have any insight into how a ward should be managed and patients best served.

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Privatisation splits hospital services into increasingly small packages.

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Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe.

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Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own hilarious jokes end up being ejected into the ether.

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: May 3rd, 1957

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