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Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

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My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason, when I'm feeling depressed.

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Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.

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I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately.

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I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

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If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension.

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The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.

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The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

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I've always been criticised for how filthy my material is. Victoria Wood said to me once, 'I wish I was a bit ruder, like you,' and I said, 'Well, I wish I was a bit cleaner, like you.'

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I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: May 3rd, 1957

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