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You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.

~Jimmy Kimmel

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I do have a treadmill desk in my office, and for a while, I would walk on it while checking email and going through jokes. I haven't walked on it in probably four months. Now it's more of an upright dining table for me. At some point, moss will grow over it, birds will build nests, and nature will reclaim the treadmill as its own.

~Jimmy Kimmel

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You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.

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There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.

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When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.

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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

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I try hard not to repeat myself and not to do material other people are doing. We transcribe every other late-night show to make sure there's no similarity.

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I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.

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I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?

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If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Celebrity

Born: November 13th, 1967

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