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I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

~Jimmy Fallon

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You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

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I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.'

~Jimmy Fallon

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Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

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The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

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I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.

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Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.

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Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

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When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 19th, 1974

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