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Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

~Jimmy Fallon

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'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

~Jimmy Fallon

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There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

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Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

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I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

~Jimmy Fallon

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Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

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Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

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My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass.

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Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.

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I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 19th, 1974

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