KeenBrain
KeenBrain
KeenBrain

Jenny Eclair Quotes


Share this page on

Quotes by Jenny Eclair

Showing 31-40 of 53 Quotes by Jenny Eclair

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

~Jenny Eclair

Topics: None

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: March 16th, 1960

Links

Find Jenny Eclair on Amazon

Related Authors

Lucille Ball
George Carlin
Rodney Dangerfield
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Groucho Marx
Robin Williams
Steven Wright

Popular Authors

Douglas Adams Thomas Aquinas Warren Buffett Albert Einstein Aretha Franklin Conor Mcgregor John Stuart Mill Blaise Pascal

Change your beliefs...change your life.

Get a related quote or insight every day.

(it's 100% free)

Follow Us On

Today's Birthdays

1938 - Kofi Annan

1947 - Robert Kiyosaki

1732 - David Rittenhouse

1859 - Edmund Husserl

1869 - Harvey Cushing

1888 - Dennis Chavez

1892 - Mary Pickford

1896 - E. Y. Harburg

1903 - Ilka Chase

1911 - Emil Cioran

Birthdays on April 8th
All Birthdays

Popular Topics

Easter Good History Hope Leadership Legal Sad Travel