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I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

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If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.

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I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.

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I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

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A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

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My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

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I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

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I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

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I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

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As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: March 16th, 1960

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