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I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A.

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I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.

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Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine.

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Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license.

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I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter. I love my mom's brownies. My favorite thing about both of those recipes is that someone else made them for me.

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As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public debate - I've been told over and over again that I will 'change my mind' about not wanting kids.

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Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make.

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I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.'

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Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the parents would invest their money wisely because they're smart. And people like me would just go buy candy.

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Parents talk a lot about how much strength and dedication it takes to raise a child. I think it also takes a lot of strength and dedication to carve out a life that doesn't seem normal to anyone else.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 28th, 1974

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