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What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types.

~Jen Kirkman

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By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

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I'm not a big fan of young people.

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Sitcoms are what got me excited about show business.

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The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a child.

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Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first.

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A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids.

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Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

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Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom's! And we have enough money to write checks to organizations that help kids get vaccinations, vitamins, and educations yet have plenty of free time to advise your daughter that one day she will regret piercing her lip.

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Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they know about three words, and God forbid they ever ask you how you're doing. It's all about them!

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 28th, 1974

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