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I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves.

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Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker, never to take a romantic stroll on the beach or attend a Morrissey concert ever again. They're just using birth control.

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There are a lot of things I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, window washing from ten stories up, and being an open heart surgeon. I might also make an excellent Kamikaze pilot - except for the fact that I don't want to learn how to fly and have no interest in taking my own life on behalf of Japan.

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I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation.

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Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

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Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue.

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I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

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At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

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People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women.

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We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 28th, 1974

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