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In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.

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Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.

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I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.

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I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

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I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.

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First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh.

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Acting's fine if the script's written by Paddy Chayefsky and Martin Scorsese directs it, but unless you have something like that, I don't really enjoy acting.

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I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies.

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When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.

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I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 5th, 1962

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