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The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.

~Jeff Garlin

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I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.

~Jeff Garlin

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I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families.

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I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting.

~Jeff Garlin

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As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

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I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

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Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!

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Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them!

~Jeff Garlin

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Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.

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I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 5th, 1962

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