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There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

~Jeff Garlin

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I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

~Jeff Garlin

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My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just wildly inappropriate.

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Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.

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For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.

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I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

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Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.

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I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

~Jeff Garlin

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I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

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Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

~Jeff Garlin

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 5th, 1962

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