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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

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I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

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Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

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I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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