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I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

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A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

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People read me but they don't subscribe.

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I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

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I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

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I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

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After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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