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I saw a stationery store move.

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Do you know it was a year a ago today?

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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I model irregular clothing.

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You know what burns me? Matches.

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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

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I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

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I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

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Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

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I was born nine months premature.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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