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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

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I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

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I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

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They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

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A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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