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I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

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I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins.

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I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.

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I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is shorter than me and has an amazing gait; and Tom Cruise has a brilliant run. I'm just gangly.

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When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck teeth and braces. I looked ridiculous.

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I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.

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I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.

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Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.

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I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me.

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If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: July 7th, 1988

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