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I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

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I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

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When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this dude. He was on a TV show called 'Fridays,' and man, he was tall and lanky - and I was tall and lanky. I love physical comedy, and he was a physical comedian, and I said, 'Man, I love this guy.'

~J. B. Smoove

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Oh, yeah, I've seen 'Seinfeld' 1,000 times.

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It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

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I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open... you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch.

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A lot of comedians are selfish.

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Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.

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I have to satisfy my audience.

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You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: December 16th, 1966

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