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I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.

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I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking to each other, and I will just start playing both characters. I can't hear them, but I can see their mouths moving, so I'll just put words in their mouths.

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You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

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You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.

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When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

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All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.

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You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over.

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I was the hallway clown in high school.

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My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

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I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: December 16th, 1966

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