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I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.

~J. B. Smoove

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Women put guys through tests all the time.

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I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

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You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

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True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

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I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

~J. B. Smoove

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I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

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I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.

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I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at 'SNL,' I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you're going to end up at.

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You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: December 16th, 1966

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