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Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing.

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You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.

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There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn't know every kind of smart. There's money smart, there's movie smart, there's computer smart. There's just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts.

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For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

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I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

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'The ruckus' is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time.

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I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.

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I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

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Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

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I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I want to bring across. Once you figure out your brand and what you do, it's kind of easy at that. You end up getting your audience.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: December 16th, 1966

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